10. | Have to sit upright while driving. | |
9. | Pistol won't stay under front seat. | |
8. | Engine noise drowns out the rap music. | |
7. | Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. | |
6. | They keep trying to carjack the Schlitz Malt Liquor car. | |
5. | Police cars on track interfere with race. | |
4. | No passenger seat for the Ho. | |
3. | No Cadillacs approved for competition. | |
2. | When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. |
and the number one reason why blacks can't be in NASCAR..............
1. | They can't wear their helmets sideways. |
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