Thursday, September 4, 2008

Top 10

Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:















































10.

Have to sit upright while driving.
9.

Pistol won't stay under front seat.
8.

Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
7.

Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
6.

They keep trying to carjack the Schlitz Malt Liquor car.
5.

Police cars on track interfere with race.
4.

No passenger seat for the Ho.
3.

No Cadillacs approved for competition.
2.

When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

and the number one reason why blacks can't be in NASCAR..............








1.

They can't wear their helmets sideways.

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