Obama goes into a bar and starts pounding some brewskis. Gets up to leave and the bartender says “Hey, how about taking care of this tab?” Obama says, “How much is it?” Bartender says, “Rounding down, about eleven trillion dollars.” Obama says, “My grandchildren’ll drop by in about 40 years to take care of it.”
Q: Why did Obama cross the road?
A: To apologize for his side of the road.
The secret service code for the arrival of Air Force One: The ego has landed!
Q: What is the best thing about cash for clunkers?
A: It took most of the Obama stickers off the road.
Obama is giving a speech to schoolchildren and he hears someone shout "You Lie" Obama continues and again he hears "you lie" Suddenly Nancy Pelosi Jumps up and says who said that. Next time I hear "You Lie", I am going to kick that student out and you won’t be able to hear the president’s speech. Obama continues and suddenly every student in the school is heard to shout, "You Lie"
Obama running health care is like Michael Vick running the dog pound.
President Obama is the only leader taking comprehensive action to stop greenhouse gas emissions: He's steadily putting everyone out of work.
Q: Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return?
A: President Obama.
President Obama intends to reward ambition. With higher taxes.
Q: Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A: It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.
Friday, November 13, 2009
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Wow this would be a great site if you stopped with the Obama bashing. WTF you want Bush back?!? Good luck keeping the world from imploding then jackasses
Bush? No, his time is over. We want someone who actually likes America, what it stands for, it's heritage and the things that made Amercica great.
Obama hates America, it's heritage. it's people and the very things that make America great.
Obama is the worst President we have ever had and it takes a lot concidering Carter!
It's funny how Dems like to blame everything on Bush, when they seem to forget that it was the Clinton Administration that made it easier for people with bad credit to get loans, which got us into this mess. Bush only made it worse by starting his wars. Obama of course just spends like crazy throwing money at everyone and increasing our debt to where our great grandchildren will still be paying on.
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