Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Bulls**t Bingo



Rules for Bulls**t Bingo:

  1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bulls**t Bingo"
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLS**T!" (or Shout out PELOSI as it means the same thing)

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bulls**t Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the latest speech for only five minutes when I won."

-- Jack W., Boston


"My attention span during his speeches has improved dramatically."

-- David D. , Florida


"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win."

-- Bill R., New York City


The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."

-- Ben G. , Denver


"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLS**T!" for the fifth time in one hour."

-- Linda S., Chicago


" As soon as he said 'previous administration' I hit Bingo twice!...vertical AND horizontal!"

-- Maria V., Los Angeles

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, this is very funny.