Rules for Bulls**t Bingo:
- Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bulls**t Bingo"
- Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
- When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLS**T!" (or Shout out PELOSI as it means the same thing)
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bulls**t Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the latest speech for only five minutes when I won."
-- Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during his speeches has improved dramatically."
-- David D. , Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win."
-- Bill R., New York City
The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."
-- Ben G. , Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLS**T!" for the fifth time in one hour."
-- Linda S., Chicago
" As soon as he said 'previous administration' I hit Bingo twice!...vertical AND horizontal!"
-- Maria V., Los Angeles
1 comment:
Hahahaha, this is very funny.
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