Thursday, October 9, 2008

Barber Shop Politics

The candidates were getting ready for the big debate. Since they were staying in the same hotel, Mr. Obama and Mr. McCain found themselves in the hotel barbershop at the same time. The two propspective Presidents take their seats and the barbers go to work.

Trimmed and shaved, Mr. Obama gets ready to go.

The barber stops him with, "How would you like some aftershave, Mr. Senator?"

"No," was the reply, "my wife would smell that and think I'd been inside the local bordello."

At that point, Mr. McCain speaks up. "I wouldn't mind a splash of the aftershave, sir," says he, "as my wife doesn't know what the inside of a bordello smells like."

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