5 Best Things

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK AT WORK:

• "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you had me attend."
• "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!"
• "Did you ever notice sounds coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
• And the NUMBER 1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) "In Gods" name, Amen."