Mexican Maid

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

My wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

Maria: Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

Maria: The first reason is that I iron better than you.

Wife: Who said you iron better than me?

Maria: You husband said so.

Wife: Oh!

Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?

Maria: You husband did.

Wife: Oh!

Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

Wife: (really furious now) Did my husband say that as well?

Maria: No Senora... the gardener did.

Wife: So how much do you want?