3 Wishes

A man is going through his attic and finds a bottle that appears to have gold in it soo....

He takes it down to his wife, when she saw the bottle she grabbed it and started to clean the dust off.. when suddenly a genie popped out and told them they had three wishes.

First wish the man says "I want the fastest car in the world", the genie nods his head and says "look outside"...there is the car of his dreams.

Second wish the man says "I want 1 Billion dollars!" The genie nods his head once more and points his finger to a closet next to his wife. When his wife opens the door the money falls out unto the ground.

As the man starts to say his third wish the wife says "Hey, if it wasn't for me you would have never found out about the genie!" So the husband says "Alright,Alright take it" The wife stands there thinking about what the third and final wish would be when suddenly the genie nods his head.

All of a sudden 3 men in white hooded robes come in a start beating the husband and pulling him to a tree. They start putting a noose around his neck when the man says "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WISH FOR BITCH!?"

Too which his wife responds "NOTHING BAD, I JUST WISHED YOU WERE HUNG LIKE A NIGGER!"