Ladies Day

Q: Why do women take longer than men to reach orgasm?

A: Who cares?

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Why are there so many homes for battered women?

Because they just don't fucking listen!!

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Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.

The second says, "I like to look at a woman's ass." He asks the third guy, "What about you?"

"Me? I perfer to see the top of her head."

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Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

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I heard a joke that's so funny you'll laugh your breasts right off.

Oh...You've already heard it. :-)

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...Browsing through the latest issue of Life magazine, I was caught by a story about chickens, which have yellow eyes, being fitted with red contact lenses, which "make then eat less, lay more, and stop henpecking." That's what it said. What Bob Anderson says is that, "once word of this gets around, rose-colored glasses are going to be the hottest Christmas gift from husbands to wives."

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Q: How do girls get minks?

A: The same way minks get minks