A woman came home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With a strength borne of fury, she hauled her husband down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard. She then forced his penis into the vise, clamped it down harshly, and removed the handle.
When the husband saw her pick up the hack saw, he fearfully (and tearfully) asked, "You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife handed the husband the hacksaw, picked up the vise handle and calmly walked to the door. She then turned and said, "No, dear. I am going to burn the shed down. You do what you have to do."
Monday, May 24, 2010
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1 comment:
this is not even funny. cruel. and shes a bitch.
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