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Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Harry the Eagle
Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn’t return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead!
Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren’t any lady eagles available he’d have to cross the feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest..
The sex was good but all the dove would say is ………….. ‘I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!’
Well this so got on Harry’s nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate..
He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is…….
‘I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!’ So out with the loon.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was…..
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Bert's Boots
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife of forty years, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Air Show Disaster Photo
Air Show Disaster
Amazing photos show great detail.
The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.
One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.
Photo below:
Monday, February 21, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Cold Weather - On It's Way
I just got off the phone with a client in northern North Dakota near the Canadian border.
He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in......
He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in......
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Thanks Bartender
A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time..
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50..”
The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time..
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50..”
The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
Friday, January 14, 2011
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