Child prays to Barack oBama [creepy alert!]

A Very Presidential Pose

Take that Vladimir Putin!

'Nuff Said...

The Last Nickel

A man entered a restaurant with his very young son. He gave the boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy was choking, turning blue in the face. The father realized the boy had swallowed the nickels: He began slapping him on the back. The child coughed up two nickels, but continued choking. Seeing his son in such distress, the father panicked and shouted for help.

An attractive, serious-looking, lady in a dark blue business suit was sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping coffee. She looked up, put the cup down, folded the newspaper neatly, placing it on it on the counter, rose from her seat strutted stylishly unhurried, through the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, she carefully removed his pants; took his testicles in her right hand and started to squeeze, twisting, gently at first, and then strongly. The lad convulsed violently and coughed up the coin, which the woman deftly caught with her free hand.

She released the boy's testicles, handed the nickel to the father and walked back to her seat at the counter without saying a word.

When the man was sure his son has suffered no ill effects, he went over to the lady to thank her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that; it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? " 

"No," the lady replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."

Blame...

Phony...

I Have a Dream

TM was stupid and BHO is stupider.

Tampon Earrings

MSNBC host keeping it classy...

oBama's Detroit

I've Made A Huge...

Can You Name This Old Tool?

Thought you would enjoy this educational moment in American history. 

Do you know what this is?


Give it a guess, and then look below for the answer.

Hint:
Used by a physician .........

Hint:
It's a medical tool ........

Tobacco Smoke Enemas (1750s-1810s)

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum.

The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase "blowin' smoke up your ass."


It has been reintroduced in Washington, by the Obama Administration as an integral part of the new Health Care program.

Red States vs Blue States

Chicago Style...

Heckler gonna get it Chicago style!

One Nation under oBama

Well......

Pretty Much...

Big Brother Anyone?

Was it Worth Voting for Him, TWICE!?

INEPTOCRACY

 Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.