Showing posts with label crime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crime. Show all posts

Monday, July 29, 2013

Friday, June 21, 2013

Chicago Style...


Heckler gonna get it Chicago style!

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Saturday, April 20, 2013

I Miss Chicago...

I was in Ft. Myers, Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a  parked car that read: "I Miss Chicago."

So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Media Bias

Monday, May 23, 2011

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Obama's April Fools Joke

I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. – Barack Obama, Sept.12, 2008 Dover, NH

Monday, March 29, 2010

Only in America

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests:

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:
  • You are Required to let me stay in your house
  • You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
  • You are Required to Educate my kids
  • You are Required to Provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house.

And what a deal it is for me!!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you to learn MY LANGUAGE so that you can communicate with me.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

City Kids!

Life Without Farms

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.

Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:
"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"


I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit .