Two Nuns

Two nuns, recently leaving the convent for the first time in years, decide to start a street ministry in New York City.

They find a homeless shelter and begin teaching the Good Word to everyone who enters. The bums take it all in good humor; hey if it means a meal, they'll deal with it.

The sisters had just been in town for about a week, starting to settle in and enjoying their work. Some of the bums responded to their teachings and began attending Mass at St. Patrick's in Manhattan or other close by Christian churches. The nuns were happy and feeling fulfilled.

On their first day off, they decide to go sight seeing. While out and about, they get turned around and end up lost, in a not too pretty neighborhood.

Suddenly, two thugs jump from the shadows of an alley and grab the sisters. The ruffians drag the nuns into the dark alley and begin to assault them. They begin to rape the poor nuns.

The first nun begins to pray, "Lord forgive him, he knows not what he does."

The second nun, after a moment, replies "Mine does!"