The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing:
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for an hour of sex everynight for 5 years; a $41.7 million savings.
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old hot babe
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no bitching and complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old hot babe
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no bitching and complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
2 comments:
like it said Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
LOL ... I like your politically incorrect and don't give a damn attitude. There's something to be said about being older and not giving a damn about what other people think.
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