Taoism- Shit Happens.
Hinduism- This Shit Happened Before.
Islam- If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage.
Buddhism- When Shit Happens, is it Really Shit?
7th Day Adventists- Shit Happens on Saturday.
Protestantism- Shit Won’t Happen if I Work Hard.
Catholicism- If Shit Happens, I Deserve it.
Jehovah’s Witnesses- Knock, Knock; Shit Happens.
Judaism-Why Does This Shit Always Happen to me?
Hare Krishna- Shit Happens, Rama Dama Ding Dong.
Atheism- No Shit.
TV Evangelism- Send More Shit.
Rastafarianism- Let’s Smoke This Shit.
Monday, July 6, 2009
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