Michael Jackson Tribute Page

Question: What's the difference between Farrah Fawcet and Micheal Jackson?
Answer: About 3 hours and 15 minutes.

Farrah Fawcett got to heaven and God asked "What is your last wish for the people of Earth?"
Farrah said "I want to save the children." and Michael Jackson died.

Michael Jackson went to heaven and he was black again so he asked God to make him white again...... HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXYCLEAN!!!!

Putting It All Together; God decided Farrah Fawcett has suffered enough and called her home. God asked her what she wanted, She said for all the children on earth to be safe. Then Micheal Jackson appeared. God asked Michael what he wanted. Michael said can you make me whiter than I already am? Then Billy Mays showed up with a container of Oxy Clean. God asked Billy what he wanted. Billy said he wanted to know why he was even there? Then Walter Cronkite apppeared and said ' That's the way it is!"

Question: How do you know when it's bedtime in the Jackson house?
Answer: When the big hand touches the little hand.

MJ's ghost has been sighted at a children's hospital, it seems he will continue to put the willies up little children

On June the 25th, there was a massive panic amongst the world. Micheal Joseph Jackson was dead. When actually he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.

They served caviar at MJ's funeral in memory of him beause it too comes on little white crackers.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite ride? The little zipper.

Question: What is Michael Jackson doing in heaven?
Answer: Baby sitting for John Travolta!

Question: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the greyhounds?
Answer: The greyhounds wait for the hare to come out.

When Farrah Faucet died her guardian angel came to her and told her, "I will give you one final wish before you pass on." Farrah Faucet wished that all the children on the earth would be safe. A short time later Michael Jackson died.

Question: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Answer: Acne doesn't come on your face until your 13!

Question: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney movies?
Answer: Disney movies can still touch children.

Question: What does Michael Jackson have in common with Santa Claus?
Answer: They both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks.

Micheal Jackson died of a broken heart when he found out BOYS TO MEN was a band and not a delivery service.

****NEWS FLASH*** Garry Glitter makes record bid for Michael Jacksons computer!!

Michael Jackson lived the American dream. He was born a poor black boy and grew up to die as a rich white woman.