Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Who's Your Friend?
Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
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Hey!
C'mon..you are comparing apple & orange. And your spouse is not an animal!!
As far as happiness is concerned, get a kiss from your dog and your spouse. Which one makes you feel better?
definitely the dog.
ha ha.. then your postulate is fine.
Hmmm... "Who's your friend?", huh? Well, I don't think anyone who puts me in the trunk of a car for an hour is gonna be my friend no matter what I am. This is just plain stupid.
@Bluehive. All humans are animals, just because we are more intelligent (generally!), doesn't mean that we cease to be animals.
Sorry to say, but humans are not animals. End of story.
You're dumb.
If you don't laugh at this then you're to stupid and don't have a sense of humor.
It's a very funny JOKE!
@Anonymous: Don't go by words. Humans are intelligent, social and logical animal (if you insist saying so) but not pets.
Wow, I can't believe people are taking this so seriously... Laugh! It's funny!
The post is mildly funny. The serious comments are freaking hysterical.
@Bluehive if you don't think pets are intelligent, social and logical animals, then you haven't had enough pets. If animals did not have intelligence, social behaviors, and logic, they would not be able to survive, even as pets.
yup, that's right. I never have had pets. My statement was a relative comment. Even ants have brain. But human is different kind of animal.
A pet's survival depends upon happiness of the master. If a pet frown, it may get a kick on the ass.
@Bluehive A pets survival does not always depend on their "master's" happiness. Why do you think pets can survive outside the house if they get lost. It is because they are smart. Also, pets are willing to depend on people because of a sort of social contract between the pet and the owner.
Was the spouse blindfolded and tossed in the trunk? Because if said spouse didn't know it was you they'd probably be real happy to see you. Don't worry, Duke's the only one that knows the secret and HE'S not telling anyone.
Lockem in the truck for an hour during the Hot summer...I dont think neither wuld be happy to see you...
certainly only one will still lick your balls.
maybe both can still lick the balls.
Humans are the most domesticated creature in the world
@ "Sorry to say, but humans are not animals. End of story."
I LOVE the religious nutjobs (redundant, I know)! They pull a string of words out of their ass,
call fact, and accuse anyone who doesn't swallow it of being stupid/heretical.
There should be a meme about this. The formula would go something like:
"[Insert ridiculous claim]
[pic of nutjob]
'End of Story'"
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