General Black Jack Pershing

Pretty White Girls

Tea Time

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Somebody likes oBama Care

Mooch Hands Out Toys

Oh what a joyful and giving first lady...  Her feelings towards Toys for Tots is undeniable.

I guess when your normal routine includes monthly luxury vacations billed to the taxpayers doing something nice for underprivileged kids isn't much fun.  Long live the queen...

Lecture

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of
night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."