Friday, April 18, 2008

The Difference

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.

John McCain gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person she decided to help. She walked over to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homless man $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told him to "have hope... change is coming..." and gave him nothing.

Now do you understand the difference?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tax Day USA

Should the US keep the Chicken Tax?

The Chicken Tax was instituted back in 1963, and was aimed at European (read VW) truck makers. The long and the short of it is that there was a trade war going back then between the USA and Europe. The Europeans tripled the tax of chickens being imported into Europe, and the US retaliated by putting a 25% tax on any truck imported into the USA. That's how it came about, and we've lived with it ever since.
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Friday, April 11, 2008

MEMO

Subject: Don Imus Fallout

There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America Contest this year because no one wants to wear the sash that says 'IDAHO'.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Twitter

TechCrunch: I am completely unable to focus on work with a chicken wandering around a few feet away.