A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time..
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50..”
The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
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Questions
A young Arab asks his father:
- What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?
It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !
- And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ?
It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !
- And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?
These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !
Tell me, papa...
Yes, my son?
Why are we living in Racine Wisconsin and still wearing all this shit?
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