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Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Friday, October 11, 2013
Medicare, Part "G"
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need. Probably even cable TV...
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids will come and visit you more often than they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.
And, you can get rid of four useless politicians while you're at it.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income taxes anymore.
Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need. Probably even cable TV...
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids will come and visit you more often than they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.
And, you can get rid of four useless politicians while you're at it.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
Thursday, October 10, 2013
$634 MILLION
The oBama administration spent six hundred and thirty four million dollars to bring us this.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN
Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others........
When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan , Stanley McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President.
"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation.
Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation the President made a cheap parting shot. "I bet when I die you'll be happy to pee on my grave."
The General saluted. "Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army I'd never stand in line again."
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
President Obama hits the golf course... again...
Like Tiger said, "Not bad for a guy who only hits the links 5 or 6 days a week."
Friday, August 16, 2013
Thursday, August 15, 2013
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