Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Terrorist Threat

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, in retaliation for the ongoing hostilities in Iraq, warned that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off supplies of convenience store managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps.

In another news release from Omar: Rescuers in Pakistan have this morning confirmed that the number of dead so far is over 30,000 people and is still rising..........they will attempt to enter a third house later today.

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