- Beer doesn't drool.
- Beer stains wash out easier than drool.
- Beer will wait patiently in the car while you play (football, etc.)
- Beer is never late.
- You don't have to limit yourself to bi syllabic words in discourse with beer.
- Beer doesn't cry if you forget it.
- Beer doesn't vote.
- Beer never answers your phone.
- Beer doesn't work your crossword puzzles in ink.
- Beer doesn't demand to watch cartoons.
- Beer won't ask loud, embarrassing questions in public.
- If the head's too big on your beer you can blow it off.
- If the head's too small on your beer you can get another.
- Beer doesn't have to be sterilized.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Why Beer is Better Than Retarded People
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