Thursday, July 29, 2010

Why Beer is Better Than Retarded People

  • Beer doesn't drool.
  • Beer stains wash out easier than drool.
  • Beer will wait patiently in the car while you play (football, etc.)
  • Beer is never late.
  • You don't have to limit yourself to bi syllabic words in discourse with beer.
  • Beer doesn't cry if you forget it.
  • Beer doesn't vote.
  • Beer never answers your phone.
  • Beer doesn't work your crossword puzzles in ink.
  • Beer doesn't demand to watch cartoons.
  • Beer won't ask loud, embarrassing questions in public.
  • If the head's too big on your beer you can blow it off.
  • If the head's too small on your beer you can get another.
  • Beer doesn't have to be sterilized.

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