Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Medical Miracles

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"

The German doctor comments: "That?s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work"

A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

The US doctor answers immediately: That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls....we made him President and now....the whole country is looking for work!!!!!

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