Football Truths I Didn't Know

FOOTBALL TRUTHS ...


Q: What does the average Penn State player get on his SATs?
A: Drool.


Q: What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.


Q: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.


Q: How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.


Q: How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.


Q: Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


Q: What are the longest three years of a Miami ( Fla ) football player's life?
A: His freshman year.


Q: How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a sophomore course.


Q: Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
A: Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.


Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.