A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time..
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50..”
The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
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Why do you have a counter of how many terrorist attacks have been committed by Islamic terrorists? Do you have a counter of how many genocides white people have Committed in third world countries? Every race and religion has it's bad people. There is no need to portray Islamics as insane terrorists. Also calling an illegal immigrant an undocumented immigrant is perfectly sane. Hispanics are not all drug lords who want to sell drugs somewhere else. They are people who want a better life and a better job. I don't think you should display a "coexist" banner if you display such stereotypes on your website.
You're a fucking ass-hat you ass-hatting ass-hat. Oh by the way I changed your joke a little:
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The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time..
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What-ull you have?”
The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50..”
The robot leans in real close and says, “So how's that chicken hammer blog of yours going, you ass-hat?”
Pfft, weak joke.
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