Thursday, a mother was walking by her daughter's bedroom and heard a buzzing noise. Upon opening the door she saw her daughter using a vibrator. Mom was aghast, and said "What are you doing?". The daughter replied, "Mom I'm thirty five years old and will probably never get married so please just shut the door."
Friday her father heard a buzzing noise in the daughter's bedroom, and upon opening the door saw her using the vibrator. He was rather stunned, but the daughter said "Dad, I'm thirty five years old, sensual, and will probably never get married, so please close the door."
On Saturday afternoon the mother walked into the living room and saw the vibrator humming on top of the coffee table while her husband was watching TV. She said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He said, "Watching the ballgame with my son-in-law".
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
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