Voodoo

This guy wants to buy a gift to keep his horny girlfriend busy while he's gone. He goes to a nearby adult store to get her something. He discovered a strange box so he asked the manager what is was. He said, "It's a voodoo dick, tell it something, and watch what happens."

He then said, "Voodoo dick, door!" The voodoo dick thrust itself through the door in and out. The guy says, "I'll buy it!". The dude goes home and gives it to his girlfriend. Excited, she said, "Voodoo dick, my pussy." The voodoo d*ck began to thrust, and she was pleased. The guy then left for his three week business trip. Later, his girlfriend, wanted to take the voodoo dick out, but she didn't know how, so she found where the store was, and she got in her car. Almost there, she gets pulled over by a cop who caught her speeding. He says to the woman, "Ma'am, why are you speeding?" She replied, "I have a voodoo dick pumping inside me and I don't know how to get it out." The cop said, "Voodoo dick, my ass!"