Once a Day

A man from the Midwest takes his wife to the cattle show. They walk down the alley where the bulls are, and when the come to the first bull, there is a sign that says: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife smiles and turns to her husband. "He mated 50 times in a year. I think that maybe you could learn something from this bull."

They proceed to the next stall, where a sign reads: "This bull mated 145 times last year."

The wife raises her eyebrows, turns to her husband and says, "Now look at this. This one mated 145 times last year. That's over 12 times a month. You could learn something from this one, too."

When they get to the last bull, the sign says: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open, and she says, "WOW! 365 times!! That's ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn something from this bull."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go over and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow."