Thursday, September 10, 2009

6 Rejected Kids Books


Number 1: "MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS" – Dr. Seuss

A childrens classic with a subtle message about the importance of getting things right the first time, and the ramifications of getting things wrong!




Number 2: "WHY IS MOMMY MOANING?" - Berenstein Bears

When it's time to learn about the birds and the bees, it's time to break out the good ol' Berenstein Bears.




Number 3: "HORTON HIRES A HO" - Dr Seuss

Consider it your childs first introduction to economics and commerce.




Number 4: "MY FIRST RAVE"

More fun than an all nighter with the Wiggles and Hi-5 combined!




Number 5: "LET’S SHIT IN THE WOODS" - Golden Book

A classic that dares answer the age old questions, 'does a bear shit in the woods?'




Number 6: "LEARN TO PIMP" - Berenstein Bears

This should definitely be read in conjunction with number 3 to ensure your child has a healthy understanding of the way the business world works.

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