- Florida Congresswoman Corrine Brown demanding sandbags for protection from aftershock.
- Quake caused John Kerry to drop a drink on his foot. Inquiring about a Purple Heart.
- Ga. Congressman Hank Johnson checking to see if Guam is still right side up.
- Washington Monument reported to be leaning -- possibly crooked. To be renamed the Clinton Monument.
- Dow is up on rumors quake swallowed White House.
- Michelle: "OK, Barack. THAT time I felt the earth move. Now would you please not ask me again?"
- USGS says earthquake moved DC 3" closer to Moscow. Obama sneers at weak effort, vows to do better.
- Rick Santorum blames earthquake on Roe vs. Wade.
- Stay on Martha's Vineyard, Obama. One disaster in DC at a time please. Nothing you can do but make it worse.
- Obama claims the rich didn't suffer their fair share of earthquake damage.
- Obama says DC unprepared for earthquake due to Bush tax cuts.
- Sarah Palin says the cause of the quake is the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Virginia Earthquake
After yesterdays Virginia earthquake, politicians and scientists were asked for their initial opinions:
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