LESBIANS

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CUPBOARD FULL OF LESBIANS?

A: A LICKER CABINET.


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ESKIMO LESBIAN?

A: A KLONDYKE.


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 100 LESBIANS WITH GUNS?

A: MILITIA ETHRIDGE.


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 LESBIANS IN A CANOE?

A: FUR TRADERS.


Q: WHAT IS A LESBIAN DINOSAUR CALLED?

A: A LICKALOTAPUSS.


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A LESBIAN WITH LONG FINGERS?

A: WELL HUNG.


Q: WHAT DO TWO LESBIANS DO WHEN THEY ARE HAVING THEIR PERIODS?

A: FINGERPAINT. (EEEWWWWW)


Q: WHAT DO LESBIANS CALL AN OPEN CAN OF TUNA?

A: POTPOURRI.


Q: WHAT DID THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE SAY TO HER PARTNER?

A: SEE YOU NEXT PERIOD.


Q: DID YOU HEAR THAT ELLEN DEGENERES DROWNED?

A: SHE WAS FOUND FACE DOWN IN RICKI LAKE.


Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL A TOUGH LESBIAN BAR?

A: EVEN THE POOL TABLE DOESN'T HAVE BALLS.


Q: DO YOU KNOW WHAT DRAG IS?

A: IT'S WHEN A MAN WEARS EVERYTHING A LESBIAN WON'T.


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL LESBIAN TWINS?

A: LICK-A-LIKES.


Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A LESBIAN IS BUTCH?

A: SHE KICK-STARTS HER VIBRATOR AND ROLLS HER OWN TAMPONS.


Q: WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF CONFUSION?

A: TWENTY BLIND LESBIANS IN A FISH MARKET.


Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RITZ CRACKER AND A LESBIAN?

A: ONE'S A SNACK CRACKER, THE OTHER A CRACK SNACKER!