Farty People

A lot of people say that farty people are disgusting, they make their eyes bleed, they smell bad, and they shouldn't be allowed to vote. But they're just wrong. I mean, farty people aren't disgusting; excess farting is probably pretty attractive in some people's eyes. And contrary to science, farty people DO NOT cause eye bleeding. The real source is due to intentional eye gouging with the closest sharp object when smelling a farting person. And farty people don't smell. It's the bacteria trapped in the bowls that smell bad. And farty people should have the right to vote - there's no doubt about that. Sure, you might wonder how good someone who cannot take care of their own health could cast an intelligent vote, but they might guess and get it right... you never know.