Two guys are on a business trip to Pittsburgh. One of the guys decides to go get the tickets at the airport. He walks up to the attendant and says, "Can I get two pickets to Tittsburgh?" After blushing severely, he apologizes for the slip-up and she gives him the tickets.
He goes back over to his buddy and says, "Man, I just asked that lady if I could get two pickets to Tittsburgh."
His buddy looks over and sees that the lady is well-endowed.
He says, "Oh that's called a Freudian slip...That's when you're brain and your tongue get jumbled-up and you say something pretty embarrassing. It happened to me just the other night at the dinner table with my wife. I wanted to say, 'Would you please pass the butter?' and what I wound up saying was, "You whore, you've ruined my life."
Thursday, July 24, 2008
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