Pompous Bitch

My ex-wife and I were out to dinner with a group of friends and we'd gone to the country club.

She had ordered fish, and when the waiter brought our meals he set her food down in front of her and announced "Voila!"

She turned to me and muttered snarkily, "'Voila'...how pretentious can you get?"

The waiter, unfortunately for her, overheard her and to her embarrassment clarified that he had actually said, "Walleye," since that was what she had ordered.

Yes, she was an idiot.