by Mark Putnam
It was a progressive town, so naturally it had laws against racism. It also had laws against sneering, chastising, or holding one's nose at an angle greater than forty-five degrees.
The entire town was still sleeping, collectively hung over from a night of weaving community-use hemp rope and individually sneaking out back with their matches and Zippos to determine if it was really true what they said about organic, holistically grown hemp stock. Unfortunately it was not true, so most everyone decided to get drunk instead.
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